Came from Caracas crossed the sea-
Now I'm living in the land where everything's free!
Got my boys we got no shame;
Livin' large on your tax money it's all the same
We drink for free; EBT's on deck
Kamala's in charge and we cash that check!
"We welcome all" she said with a grin-
Well Kamala now I'm cashin' in!
She said "What can be unburdened by the past"
I don't know what that means but I'm spendin' fast!
From welfare to whiskey yeah we got no fear
'Cause with Kamala in charge the drinks are always near!
Oh Kamal-ooh! Oh Kamal-ooh!
Kamal-ah? Well it's not like I knew!
I crossed the sea just to be with thee
'Cause with you in charge everything's free!
Oh Kamal-ooh! Oh Kamal-ooh!
You feed us your lines but the facts never brew!
You run the show we get all the dough;
Everything's on you and we reap what you sow!
Got my homies we cruisin' the town;
No need for work; crime's why we stay in town!
Kamala said "We must do better"
Well girl I'm just stackin' cheddar!
She don't care if we hustle all day
'Cause your laws make it easy; we're here to stay
Drinks on the house-I mean drinks on the state;
Thank you Kamala this country's great
"What can be"-I'm still trying to see
But for now I'll enjoy my free shopping spree!
From liquor to loot we're living the high life;
No need to worry; Kamala's got no strife!
Oh Kamal-ooh! Oh Kamal-ooh!
Policies like the bad boys-what you gonna do!?
I crossed the sea just to be with thee
'Cause with you in charge everything's free!
Oh Kamal-ooh! Oh Kamal-ooh!
She circles 'round the point till we got no clue!
You run the show we get all the dough;
Everything's on you and we reap what you sow!
From crackin' safes to sippin' wine
Kamala girl you made this life divine!
Crime is a game and we're winning every round;
But with you in charge nobody makes a sound
"You're welcome here" you said so proud-
We'll gladly take it all while you hype the crowd!
Oh Kamal-ooh! Oh Kamal-ooh!
Cover your lies with laughs but we see right through!
I crossed the sea just to be with thee
'Cause with you in charge it's all for free!
Zoos have their cages their bars their gates
But here we roam free-no locks no waits!
It's open for all no tickets no queue;
Step right up to the Kamaloo Zoo!
It's all fun and games till the joke's on you;
Just think of waking up to more of us and Kamaloo!