4rd Place - Redial Lyrics

I met this girl on Twitch, she was kind of a bitch
But it's okay cause she got boobies, yay (Hooray!)
I think I fell in love, I hit her with a sub
Oh god, I think I'm drooling
I think I may be swooning
So there's this egirl that I fell for
You can't fool me, she's no whore
And so I gave my money to her Patreon
I got from mowin' those lawns
Yet afterward I had no more money,
Now that I think about it, it's kind of funny
I just wish that she would just love me
I'm so desperate and so lonely
Won't someone love me, I guess I'm nobody
Why must I look at myself in this way
I crave attention, can I get a mention
If not then I fear that I'll fade away
Open up Snapchat to hit up some hoes
Ah who am I kidding whole world knows
Ain't a fish in the sea that f*cks with me
Yet I'd drink an ocean; I'm so thirsty
I swear these females got a whole damn quiver
Full of red arrows to leave me on delivered
I say, "haha you left me on read"
Well guess what she did it again
Now is there something wrong with me?
Nah I blame society
Maybe if my chin was bigger
If this blows up like Gold Digger
I would get a text back from her
But I'll just get back on Twitter
Look at Reddit for some time
And complain about women online
Won't someone love me, I guess I'm nobody
Why must I look at myself in this way
I crave attention, can I get a mention
If not then I fear that I'll fade away
Virgin walk but I'm feeling like a chad
With tinder plus I'm blocking all these ads
Gotta swipe right on all these queens
Just tryin' to find that one for me
Jawline weak but you'll catch me pimping
But in reality I'll truly be simping
Want that queen that I could worship
F*ck this tinder, it's just straight bullshit
No one hit my phone lately
Despite my pleas for a plaything
I wanna feel that I've been found
Spent all my pounds just to have someone around
T money said no bitches in the kitchen
Still I ain't even got no bitches in my mentions
Women talk like its a damn speed trial
They hang up then force me to hit the redial
Won't someone love me, I guess I'm nobody
Why must I look at myself in this way
I crave attention, can I get a mention
If not then I fear that I'll fade away
Talking for two weeks, asked if I could beat now
Bother that hoe, I got her on speed dial
Got me an egirl, she beat on my meat now
She sweet like candy, she be my treat now
Wish I could feel her there on my screen
Wish she could reach out and stroke on my peen
I'm so excited to hear my phone ring
Send me feet pics oh please my equeen
He craves attention, wants more than a mention
My only wish is that he goes away