I don't know how the hell I got here
Everybody looks at me so queer
I don't know about anything at all
Only that somebody has to fall
Relax, relax
Look surprised when they call your name
When any luck they'll say the boy just went insane
Don't imagine there are people you can please
They'll look, they'll smile then throw away the keys
Relax, relax
Every dog gets what he deserves
Doesn't matter what master you serve
If I had to do it over, I'd do it again
Light a fire and invite all over my friends
Relax, relax
I don't know how the hell I got here
Everybody looks at me so queer
I don't know about anything at all
Only that somebody has to fall