You gotta hook I can't help but savor
But you never tried to return the favor
I thought if I dressed to the nines
You'd be wanting to call me all mine
I wore a top hat to get your attention
You said it's nice but isn't a Stetson
You said goodbye and sprung for a guy
Sportin' clam diggers cut off at the thigh
I ain't never been good enough for ya
I ain't never been nothin good for ya
You ain't never had somethin' bad for me
You ain't never gonna come back to me
There'll be no changin' in your livin' style
I ain't one of the minions or one of the million
I ain't never been good enough for ya
That's just the way it is
What would it take you to tussle
Maybe a man that's made outta muscle
I hit the gym, got to bench pressin'
I grew a six pack but you wanted seven
By the time I thought I was ripped
Turns out you had already dipped
His name was Pete, he had an oblong physique
But you just thought he had cutest pair of obliques
I ain't never been good enough for ya
I ain't never been nothin good for ya
You ain't never had somethin' bad for me
You ain't never gonna come back to me
There'll be no changin' in your livin' style
I ain't one of the minions or one of the million
I ain't never been good enough for ya
That's just the way it is
Took advice from a local fortuna
She said you need a lot of mazuma
I played the numbers, I played all the slots
I wouldn't stop playin' 'til I hit a jack pot
I was scrimpin' my scad of scratch
When you went ahead and dispatched
He had Toonies and Loonies, a whole lotta wealth
But he was also going on one hundred and twelve
I ain't never been good enough for ya
I ain't never been nothin good for ya
You ain't never had somethin' bad for me
You ain't never gonna come back to me
There'll be no changin' in your livin' style
I ain't one of the minions or one of the million
I ain't never been good enough for ya
That's just the way it is
I ain't never been good enough for ya
I ain't never been nothin good for ya
You ain't never had somethin' bad for me
You ain't never gonna come back to me
There'll be no changin' in your livin' style
I ain't one of the minions or one of the million
I ain't never been good enough for ya
That's just the way it is