Don't need a Buc-ee's when you got a Turkey Hill
PA born and we're not standing still
Making money moves gotta count each bill
Buy merch from a beaver take it straight to Goodwill
That beavers got a toothache gonna need Advil
Chew on a log Buc-ees' CEO got a small hog
Buc-ee's on bottom Turkey Hill top dog
That ugly rodent look like a groundhog
Yeah
Buc-ee's can lick my nuckees
Smack a squirrel in the knees
Liberty Gas is the one place where I would get gas
Shart fam; shart fam stands for all Liberty Gas stations cause we don't wait in line for these mother-freaking gas stations at Buc-ee's
Yeah
Uh
Squirrels are better than beavers because squirrels have knees
Don't need no Buc-ee's because they ain't too clean
Liberty Gas is like a beautiful swan
They run around saying linganguli guli and does whatever a swan does
Yeah
Uh
F*ck Buc-ee's and f*ck you Costco
Woah
Buc-ee's, more like suckees
I don't even really like that dern Buc-ee's
I come from that Delaware
That's about four hours east of here
Over there we got them Wawas
They're way better than them freaking Buc-ee's
Beavers are stupid creatures
And my name is Silly Steve