We were sitting on the couch, on a quiet night
When you asked me a question, with eyes so bright
Would you love me if I turned into a walrus or worm
I started, laughed it off, but you stood firm
I tried to find the words, something to say
But how do you answer in a reasonable way
It's a crazy thought, but I'll play along
Let's turn this into our love song
If you were a worm, I'd dig through the dirt
Find you a leaf, we'd make it work
If you were a walrus, I'd swim in the sea
Hold you close, we'd still be free
No matter the change, no matter the form
I'll love you through the calm and storm
You giggled and asked, Would you build me a home
In a garden of flowers or an icy dome
I smiled and said, I'd do anything for you
No matter your species our love stays true
I tried to find the words, something to say
But how do you answer in a reasonable way
It's a crazy thought, but I'll play along
Let's turn this into our love song
If you were a worm, I'd dig through the dirt
Find you a leaf, we'd make it work
If you were a walrus, I'd swim in the sea
Hold you close, we'd still be free
No matter the change, no matter the form
I'll love you through the calm and storm
It's the love that we share, it's the bond we hold
In every wild scenario, our story's told
Through the laughter and the questions bizarre
No matter what, you're my shining star
If you were a worm
I'd buy you a fern
If you were a walrus
You'd still be gorgeous
If you were a worm, I'd dig through the dirt
Find you a leaf, we'd make it work
If you were a walrus, I'd swim in the sea
Hold you close, we'd still be free
No matter the change, no matter the form
I'll love you through the calm and storm
So here's my answer, no matter how strange
Our love's unbreakable, it will never change
From Worm to Walrus
From Aardvark to Allosaurus
I'll love you forever
Whatever's before us
We both know what this question is for
But would you still love me if I was poor