[ Featuring a hat ]
Fart, fart, everyone toots,
Big ones, small ones, loud and cute!
They eat their food, they jump around,
And suddenly there's a tooting sound
Moo, baa, oink and neigh,
The farts on the farm blast night and day
Moo, baa, oink and neigh,
The farts on the farm blast night and day
The cow eats grass and moo all day,
Then lifts her tail in a suspicious way.
A big loud fart, oh my, oh wow!
That's the sound of a farting cow!
The fluffy sheep stands in a row,
Eating hay so nice and slow.
Then suddenly there is a sound
A sheepy fart that shakes the ground
Fart, fart, everyone toots,
Big ones, small ones, loud and cute!
They eat their food, they jump around,
And suddenly there's a tooting sound
Moo, baa, oink and neigh,
The farts on the farm blast night and day
Moo, baa, oink and neigh,
The farts on the farm blast night and day
The piggy rolls in mud all day,
And eats his lunch without delay.
Then suddenly a puff that smells
A piggy fart smells like nothing else!
The horse goes gallop, stomp and run,
And kicks his hooves just for fun.
Then all i hear is a trumpet blast,
A horsey fart is built to last!
Fart, fart, everyone toots,
Big ones, small ones, loud and cute!
They eat their food, they jump around,
And suddenly there's a tooting sound
Moo, baa, oink and neigh,
The farts on the farm blast night and day
Moo, baa, oink and neigh,
The farts on the farm blast night and day
