A Very Potter Sequel Musical Album Lyrics

Not Over Yet
Harry Freakin' Potter
To Have a Home
Hermione Can't Draw/Lupin Can't Sing
The Coolest Girl
Gettin' Along
Let the Games Begin
Those Voices
Guys Like Potter
Stutter
No Way
Hermione Can't Draw (Reprise)
Days of Summer
Goin' Back to Hogwarts

Not Over Yet

Lucius:

Don't ever tell me what i can't do
I'd watch my tongue if i were you
For all we know, you-know-who
Could be watching us

Yaxley:

[spoken] "he can't be, he's dead!"

Lucius:

That never stopped our plans before
You've no idea what i have in store!
You really think that you'd be at my door
If we had nothing to discuss?
He may be gone, but that is just as well...

So come inside, don't you fret
For it's not over yet!

Death eater chorus:

Evil plans!
We are making evil plans!
Evil deeds with evil hands!
We love making evil plans!

Lucius:

I know it seems impossible, we've been thrown
Off our track.
But if we can't move forward, why shouldn't we
Move back?

Friends and companions of evil and sin:
Think not of loss, but a new way to win.
For what is present without a beginning
To start it all?

Yaxley:

[spoken] "go on..."

Lucuis:

There is a boy that everyone knows;
The plan is simple: i propose that
We choke the weed before it grows
Up and ends it all

Do you follow me?

Death eater #1:

[spoken] "no."

Lucius:

The dark lord?
Would have survived, had they never met...

Death eater #2:

[spoken] "so you're saying that he wouldn't
Be destroyed?"

Lucius:

He'd be alive, what don't you get?

Death eater #3:

[spoken] "still not understanding..."

Lucius:

With potter gone, the future will be set!

Death eaters:

[spoken] "aaahhhhhh!"

Lucius:

... So it's not over yet!

Death eaters:

Evil plans!
What a brilliant evil plan!
Malfoy, you're an evil man!
We love making evil plans!

All:

Our history is nothing more
Than what the losers settle for

Lucius:

So look alive, and don't forget
That's it's not over

All:

It's not over,
No, it's not over yet!

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Harry Freakin' Potter

[SEAMUS, spoken]
Bloody hell, it's Harry Pottah!

[ALL]
Yay!

[SEAMUS]
Seamus Finnigan's the name, Mr. Potter. I've gotta say, meeting you like this is a real treat! A real treat, Mr. Potter!

[HARRY]
Nice- Nice to meet you, Seamus.

[DEAN]
Yo, what up man? My name's Dean Thomas. You want some bubble gum?

[HARRY]
Yeah, I love bubble gum!

[NEVILLE]
Will you sign my Harry potter poster, Mr. Potter?

[HARRY]
Umm... sure! Who should I make it out to?

[NEVILLE]
Neville Longbottom, sir.
[HARRY]
Ok, Shlongbottom!

[CHO]
Ni hao, Harry Potter. My name is Cho Chang, y'all. You should stop by the Ravenclaw house sometime.

[HARRY]
Ron, what's going on here? Everyone's treating me like I'm famous or something.

[RON]
But Harry, you are!

[sung]
You're Harry freakin' Potter!
You don't understand
You're a legend, man
To us all

Every son and daughter

[ENSEMBLE]
Safe!

[RON]
From You-Know-Who
All because of you
You were small
But I wonder
If you can recall
Long story short
This guy
Voldemort
Was super cruel...

[HARRY, spoken]
Voldemort?

[ENSEMBLE gasps]
Shhh!

[RON, sung]
He tried to kill you
And your parents
And this is where it
Gets intensely cool

Even though you were
A tiny little boy
You shoulda died but you
Survived and then destroyed
This evil guy and it's
A story we enjoy to tell

[RON & ENSEMBLE]
You're Harry freakin' Potter!
We don't prefer
Gandalf
Merlin, or Oz
You're a whole lot hotter
With that lighting scar
You're a superstar to us all
If we're in trouble
We know who to call

[RITA, spoken]
Did someBODY say Harry Potter? Rita Skeeter here for the Daily Prophet. reporting to you live, dear readers, from Platform 9¾ where I just happened upon the original wiz kid himself:
Harry Potter, the Lad Who Lived! Now let's you and me get on the same level, HP. Where have you been for ten years? Are you excited to go to Hogwarts? Are you frightened for your life?

[HARRY]
Why would I be frightened for my life?

[RITA]
Well, ain't you cocksure? Know this, dear readers: HP, the eleven-year-old titan, shows no fear! Even in the face of a murderous dog like Sirius Black!

[HARRY]
Who's Sirius Black?

[RITA]
Who's Sirius Black? You don't know? He used to be your dad's best friend until he betrayed him to the Dark Lord and got him
Killed. Yep, turns out he was a Death Eater! He killed thirteen duck before they caught him. And I mean people! He hates your guts! Wants you dead! He just escaped Azkaban, but it's no skin off your back, kid. You know why?

[sung]
You're Harry freakin' Potter!
I wouldn't wince at all
You're invincible
From all harm

Like Betty Crocker

[RITA & ENSEMBLE]
Oooh!

[RITA]
I wanna eat you up
No one'll beat you up
With that charm

Remember, Harry, kid
You're the boss
You're the king
You're the bomb!

[RITA, spoken]
Keep your nose clean, kid. And don't take any wooden Sickles.

[CONDUCTOR]
All aboard!

[MOLLY]
Goodbye, kids! I love you! Be safe!

[HARRY]
Ron, what's going on? This is just so... all... it's unreal!

[RON]
No, it's not! You're Harry Potter. You're the coolest goddamn kid in the entire world. Everything's awesome for you, so you'd better get used to it.

[HARRY, sung]
But this is all so sad
I mean, my Mom and Dad
Were killed, long ago

[ENSEMBLE]
Long ago they died!

[HARRY]
I wanna be psyched
But being unliked
Is all I know

[ENSEMBLE]
All he knows, that's why...

[HARRY]
I never thought I'd be
A part of such a fate
An opportunity
Eleven years late

I guess it's time for me
To step up to the plate
And show 'em that
I'm something great!

I'm Harry freakin' Potter!
I'll do what I can
If what you say I am
Is true

I can't be bothered
By my awful past
I've found at last
Something I can do
So it's time I knew
Exactly who I am

I'm Harry freakin' Potter!

[ENSEMBLE]
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

[ALL]
I'm/You're Harry freakin' Potter

[HARRY]
And I'm the man!

[ALL, spoken]
Harry freakin' Potter!

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To Have a Home

Home,
I've heard the word before,
But it never meant much more
Than just a thing i've never had.

A "place,"
They say, "hey, know your place!"
But i've never had a place to even know,
Or a face that i could go to
If i needed someone there...

I'm laughing
It's hard to hide a smile
My god, it's been a while
Since i have had a reason to.

To think
It's been here all along
Somewhere to belong,
And a reason,
A something-to-believe-in

I've finally found it,
A place where i'm wanted...
This must be how it feels to have a home

I used to dream about it
But never schemed or counted
On fantasies or wishes-
It breaks a man to see what he misses

And so many nights i'd pray
For a better life, a better day
But i never thought that it'd come true
It's finally here and i don't know what to do
And i'm trying not to cry

This must be how it feels
To have a home

I've finally made it
I've hoped and i've waited
And for the first time in my life, i don't feel so
Alone

My heart starts to heal
To know this is real.
This is how it must feel

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Hermione Can't Draw/Lupin Can't Sing

[HARRY, spoken]
Hey guys, guys, guys... I got just the thing:

[sung]
Hermione can't draw

[HARRY & COMPANY]
Hermione can't draw
Hermione cannot draw

She only reads books
And she cannot draw
Even if she's reading
A "How to Draw" book
[HARRY & COMPANY]
Hermione can't draw
Hermione can't draw
Hermione cannot draw

She only reads books
And she cannot draw
Even if she's reading
A "How to Draw" book

[LUPIN, spoken]
Alright, guys. Alright, alright, I screwed up; Slytherin's got the field. What the hell is this?
Stop dan- stop dancing like this!
Guys, stop! This song isn't even that funny.
[RON, spoken]
Oh, yeah? Let's hear you sing a song right now in front of everyone!
[LUPIN]
I don't have to sing for you.

[HARRY, sung]
Lupin can't sing
[HARRY & COMPANY]

Lupin can't sing
Lupin cannot sing

He only reads books
And he cannot sing
Even if he's reading
A "How to Sing" book

Hermione can't draw
Hermione can't draw
Hermione cannot draw

She only reads books
And she cannot draw
Even if she's reading
A "How to Draw" book

Hermione can't draw
Hermione can't draw
Hermione cannot draw

She only reads books
And she cannot draw
Even if she's reading
A "How to Draw" book

Hermione can't draw
Hermione can't draw
Hermione cannot draw...

[LUPIN, spoken]
Yes, I can.
Yes, I can sing.
Yes, I can sing.
[sung]
I'm Remus freakin'...
[spoken]
Alright, alright, guys!
Guys! Guys! Hey, guys!
Hey, remember how Hermione can't draw?
She can't draw!

Okay, follow me!

[SNAPE, spoken]
Granger, don't you have somewhere else to be?

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The Coolest Girl

Hermione

All my dreams
I'm chasing after,
They don't need
All this laughter...

I take a grain of salt,
A stiff upper lip.
It's not their fault
I'm not as hip.
Wake up kid, you know you're more than this...

I'm the smartest person
That i've ever met.
So why do i allow myself to
Possibly forget:

There's so much i know how to do,
So much more than all of you.
The only thing i wish i knew
Was how to make them see
The girl that i can be....

I am
The coolest girl in the whole wide world
I know it
But can't show it at all.

I am
Sick and tired
Of low, not higher
Places, where i should belong...
It's about time i proved them wrong...

Give me a shot
To show what i've got!
I'm a hell of a whole lot more

Than this frizzy hair,
These frumpy clothes i wear,
Though i rock 'em like nobody you've seen
Before!

'Cause i am
The coolest girl in the whole wide world
I know it
Below it all.

I am
Done with losin',
On with choosin'

The coolest girl on the face of the planet,
The coolest bitch on earth, goddammit!
The coolest chick you've ever seen or heard!

So you can try to break me down,
But sorry guys, i'm stickin' around!
I've thought about it, and i've found

That i am
The coolest girl!
...yeah!

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Gettin' Along

[DUMBLEDORE]
I bet
You're the one who gets
All of the boys to buy you things

[UMBRIDGE]
I'm sure
That you get all the girls
To beg you for their wedding rings

[DUMBLEDORE, spoken]
What?

[sung]
I like your twisted humor!

[UMBRIDGE]
I like your mystic rumors!

[DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE]
I'd say we can assume we're
Gonna get along

[UMBRIDGE]
You're not
Like average Joes
Or Jims or Tims or Johns
[DUMBLEDORE]
And I'd wager
That you'd never run from danger
With those muscles made of bronze

I can safely shout
Without a doubt
That it won't take very long

[DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE]
Before we're getting
And not regrettin'
Ever settin' on gettin' along

[DUMBLEDORE, spoken]
Oh, right this way, Umbridge.

[UMBRIDGE]
Oh, my!

[DANCE BREAK]

[DUMBLEDORE, sung]
You are
A beautiful sample
For example
My gosh, you're so strong!
What's the matter with me?

[UMBRIDGE]
Oh, you're just flattering me!

[DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE]
Oh, how we're both just gettin' along!

[UMBRIDGE]
I've never felt this way before...

[DUMBLEDORE, spoken]
Felt how?

[UMBRIDGE]
Um, intimidated.

[sung]
You have such
Prominence and poise

[DUMBLEDORE, spoken]
Oh, that ol' thing...

[sung]
Baby, it's just me, Dumbledore

So just try to relax
Face the facts
You feel just like one of the boys!

[UMBRIDGE, spoken]
One of the boys? I do?

[DUMBLEDORE]
Oh, you sure do baby!

[UMBRIDGE, sung]
Yes, sir
You're the one professor
That I'd want detention from

[DUMBLEDORE]
Umbridge
You're the handsome wizard
That I'd want an extension from

[UMBRIDGE, spoken]
And you'd get it too!

[DUMBLEDORE, sung]
I'll get the door!

[UMBRIDGE]
Oh, you'll get much more!

[DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE]
Either way, we can't go wrong
With how shamelessly
And how famously
We're both just getting' along

We'll be get-get-gettin'
Get-get-gettin'
Gettin' along!

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Let the Games Begin

GRYFFINDORS:
Somebody's goin' down, somebody's goin' down, it ain't gonna be us!

Somebody's gonna lose, Somebody's gonna lose, it ain't gonna be us!

(SLYTHERINS:
We're gonna kick your *ss, we're gonna kick your *ss, you're goin' down, goin' down)

Somebody's goin' down, somebody's goin' down, it ain't gonna be us!

(SLYTHERINS:
We're gonna kick your *ss, we're gonna kick your *ss, you're goin' down, goin' down)

Somebody's gonna lose, Somebody's gonna lose, it ain't gonna be us!

[DANCE]

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Those Voices

Harry:

I know you.
I've seen you in a dream ,
An old familiar scene, from somewhere...

You know me.
There's glowing in your eyes,
I know i recognize, from somewhere...

Those voices,
Singing out,
"la, la, la, la, la..."

Lily & james:

La, la, la, la, la...

Harry, lily & james:

La, la, la, la, la... La.

Sirius:

I see them.
They were people that i loved,
You were barely old enough
To be there.

But i know you.
You have your mothers eyes,
Beneath your dad's untidy dark hair.

Those voices,
Ringing out,
"la, la, la, la, la..."

Lily & james:

La, la, la, la, la...

Sirius, lily & james:

La, la, la, la, la...

Sirius:

I would never do
Anything that could hurt you!
They were both my family!

You're all that's left of what i knew,
You must know somewhere that it's true!
Do you understand me?

Harry:

[spoken] "yeah, i do."

Harry & sirius:

Those voies
Reaching out,
"la, la, la, la, la..."

Lily & james:

La, la, la, la, la...

Harry & sirius, lily & james:

La, la, la, la, la... La.

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Guys Like Potter

Lucius:

There are so many douchebags in the world.
Yes, so many douchebags get the girls
Who deserve more than absolutely anything
That any charm or potion could ever bring.
But men like that, they have her on a string,
And they don't care,

For there will always be guys like potter.
To realize tears in your eyes because he got her.
She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her...

If you'd only done
Something more for the one,
Back when you were young...

Snape:

So many assholes in this place.
So many assholes in my face!
Why can't they leave me alone--
To love princesses, maids, and queens?
They wouldn't ever be in between...

Lucius & snape:

We'd treat them nice and never be mean.
And we would care...

But there will always be guys like potter.
Who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water
He'll never ever think her perfect as you/i thought her...

Lucius:

... But now you're alone,
Left to pout and moan,
'Cause you were totally owned.

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Stutter

Umbridge:

Remember that time?
When you wouldn't talk to me?
No you wouldn't talk to me
Yesterday.

We were gettin' along!
We had that little dance-y thing!
Well here's a song i sing
My way,

It was gonna be fine.
But you didn't wanna be,
Be the man who'd be with me--
No way.

But now you sayin' it's time--
Why you gotta be like that?
I don't like the way you act
'Round me.

So baby come on, come on...

Oh don't you tell me to go,
And say "i'm the one,"
D-d-do you think i'm dumb?
Sorry- did i just stutter?

Won't tell you what you know,
But this is the end...
You were never my friend,
You were never my--
You were never my lover!

Remember that night?
When i saw you tremblin' there?
I remember; i don't care--
'Bout you.

I'm rememberin' how
You thought you were at the top,
Well i think we're better off
Without you!

And i got your number--
And i don't mean in my phone;
Would've already just thrown it out,
If i'd known about
The way you'd bitch and moan,

You remember that way--
How you were way outta line?
Well now you're way outta time!
So tell me what you want on your tombstone!

Come on, come on...

Well don't you tell me to go,
And say "i'm the one,"
S-s-s-sorry sir, we done!
'Scuse me, did i just stutter?

Won't tell you what you know,
But this is the end...
You were never my friend,
You were never my--
You were never my lover!

It's too bad you a loser.
Too bad you waste my time.
Good thing that i'm around
To keep your ass in line!

... You were never my--
You were never my lover!

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No Way

Harry:

My mind is racing, but my heart, it beats faster.
I'm in control, commander and master.
Lady fate, creating disaster--
But she ain't the boss of me!

A head-on collision with a catastrophic setback
Makes you either wanna get lost, or get back.
I choose the latter; let's not forget that
We hold the cards this time,
So there's no need to bitch or whine!

There's no way
I'm gonna take another option,
No way i am gonna settle with a loss!
No way i'm gonna sit around and watch,
There's no, no way...

There's no way
You're gonna find me in the background,
No damn way you gonna see me satisfied!
No way they're ever gonna make me back down,
No, no way...
There's no way!

Draco:

Home field advantage,
The upper hand is ours,
So the game is on!

Ron & hermione:

The clock ticks,
But we've got our tricks
To fuss with and fix what wrong!

Harry:

Let's wake up and go, guys,
Take out the bad guys,
Break out your mad eyes--

Harry, draco, ron, hermione:

Yeah!

We'll take it on together,
We're stronger and we're better
And if there's a problem--

Harry:

[spoken] "ha!"

Harry, draco, ron, hermione:

--whatever!

There's no way
We're gonna leave it up to chance,
There's no damn way we're gonna go without a fight!
No way you gonna see us on on our ass,
There's no, no way...

There's no way
We're gonna settle with sorrow,
Leave right now if you think this ain't real!
Today, not waitin' for tomorrow!

No, no way there's no way,
No, no way there's no way,
No, no way there's no way,
There's no way!

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Hermione Can't Draw (Reprise)

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Days of Summer

Ron:
We've got these days of summer to,
Remind us of each other!

Hermione:
The time we have to spend apart,
Will keep us in each other's hearts!

Harry:
I'm hoping that the good old days
Are something i will dream about at night.

Draco:
Don't matter if it's sooner or later,
I know that it's gonna be all right!

All:
I don't wanna see you go,
But it's not forever,
Not forever!

Even if it was you know,
That i would never let it get me down!

'Cause you're the part of me,
That makes me better,
Wherever i go!

So i will try,
Not to cry,
But no one needs to say goodbye!

-dialogue-

I don't wanna see you go,
But it's not forever,
Not forever!

Even if it was you know,
That i would never let it get me down!

'Cause you're the part of me,
That makes me better,
Wherever i go!

So i will try,
Not to cry,
But no one needs to say goodbye!

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Goin' Back to Hogwarts

Harry:
Underneath these stairs
I hear the sneers and feel glares of
My cousin, my uncle and my aunt.

Can't believe how cruel they are
And it stings my lighting scar
To know that they'll never ever give me what i want.

I know i don't deserve these
Stupid rules made by the dursleys
Here on privet drive.

Can't take all of these muggles,
But despite all of my struggles,
I'm still alive.

Im sick of summer and this waiting around.
Man, its september, and im skipping this town
Hey its no mystery, theres nothing here for me now

I gotta get back to hogwarts,
I gotta get back to school.
Gotta get myself to hogwarts,
Where everybody knows i'm cool.

Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts,
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.
Its all that i love, and it's all that i need.
Hogwarts, hogwarts, i think i'm going back---

I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry
Take my firebolt, gonna take to the sky
No way this year anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome

I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand
Defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on!
And do it all with my best friend ron, 'cuz together we're totally awesome

Ron: yeah, and it's gonna be totally awesome!

Dialogue

Ron:
It's been so long, but we're going back
Don't go for work, don't go there for class

Harry:
As long as were together--

Ron:
-- gonna kick some ass

Harry & ron:
... And its gonna be totally awesome!
This year we'll take everybody by storm,
Stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm

Hermione:
But let's not forget that we need to perform well in class
If we want to pass our owls!

Dialogue

Hermione:
I may be frumpy, but i'm super smart
Check out my grades, they're "a's" for a start
What i lack in looks well i make up in heart,
And well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome

This year i plan to study a lot...

Ron:
That would be cool if you were actually hot

Harry:
Hey ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got!

Ron:
And that's cool...

Hermione:
... And that's totally awesome

Harry, ron, hermione:
Yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!

We're sick of summer and this waiting around
It's like we're sitting in the lost and found
Don't take no sorcery
For anyone to see how...

We gotta get back to hogwarts
We gotta get back to school
We gotta get back to hogwarts
Where everything is magic-cooooool

Everyone:
Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It's all that i love, and it's all that i need at
Hogwarts, hogwarts

Harry, ron, hermione:
--- i think we're going back...

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Back to: A Very Potter Musical

A Very Potter Sequel Info:

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A Very Potter Sequel (often shortened to AVPS) is a musical with music and lyrics by Darren Criss and a book by Matt Lang, Nick Lang, and Brian Holden. The story is a parody, based on several of the Harry Potter novels (particularly Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) by J. K. Rowling, as well as their film counterparts.

A Very Potter Sequel picks up where A Very Potter Musical left off with Lord Voldemort destroyed. Lucius Malfoy then decides to go back in time to Harry Potter's first year at Hogwarts to destroy him before he becomes a bigger threat than he already is.

The musical was performed May 14-16, 2010, on the University of Michigan campus. It was produced by StarKid Productions and directed by Matt Lang. The musical starred Darren Criss as Harry Potter, Joey Richter as Ron Weasley, Bonnie Gruesen as Hermione Granger, Lauren Lopez as Draco Malfoy, and Joe Walker as Dolores Umbridge.

The video version of the musical premiered in its entirety at Infinitus, a Harry Potter convention. The video premiered on YouTube July 22, 2010, and within two days had gotten over 160,000 views, making the StarKid Productions page the most viewed of the day.
-Wikipedia

Genre(s): Musical
Producer(s): StarKid Productions
Released: May 16th, 2010
Year: 2010

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