I'm Going to Church (feat. Isaac A. Gonzalez) Video (MV)

I'm going to church
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
They've started up some new youth groups
And so I'm going to church
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
To say some prayers and shoot some hoops
I'll be home before eleven and my homework's done
There won't be any girls there, just some guys having fun
And we'll play one-on-one
If you let me go to church
My mom had always had to drag me to church
So she was so happy I wanted to go to Connor's church, she said yes right away
So Connor and me starting going to the center every Thursday
But then a bunch of guys there were planning to go dance at a gay club
I mean, there was no way I could go
I'm seventeen; they wouldn't even let me in
But one of the guys was able to get us all fake IDs and I thought, why not
But I had to come up with a reason to be out all night
So when I asked my parents, I said
I'm going to church
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
For a lock-in overnight
And so I'm going to church
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Just a group of guys in our savior's light
While I know this came up quickly, let me put you at ease
What could be more holy than some boys on our knees
So I ask you pretty please
Can you let me go to church
And it worked
So, I spent that Friday night dancing at my first gay club and it was awesome
I met this really cute guy there named Elijah; we all call him Eli
Him and me started hooking up
After a few weeks, he asked me to spend the night at his house
By this point, I was feeling pretty daring, so I told my mom
I'm going to church
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
And at dawn, we'll have to leave
To make it to church
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
You can ask his mom if you don't believe
It's the early morning service and we'll leave at first light
So it would make it easier if I spent the night
And his mom said it's all right
So can I go to church
And so Eli and me had our first sleepover
His parents are really cool, so they basically left us alone
That Thursday, we found out that the center was hosting a drag contest
Eli and me were basically obsessed with Drag Race
So Eli came over that night while my parents were out and we went all out
I'm talking full drag! Waxed legs, high heels, makeup
We were having so much fun that I kinda lost track of time
So when we were heading out, I ended up running into my parents
My dad just kinda stared
My mom was literally clutching her pearls
And I thought, this is it, this is how I die
But then I said
I'm going to church
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
For a hell house they opened last week
So I'm going to church
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
To show what happens when you're spiritually weak
If you fall prey to temptation, then you'll seal your fate
There's nothing like a drag queen to scare kids straight
Please don't make me late
'Cause they're waiting at church
Looking back, this is probably when they started to get suspicious
But they seemed so relieved in that moment, they just let me go
I didn't win the drag contest, but it was the best night
Eli and me were hooking up pretty often now
And we even talked my parents into letting him spend the night a few times
The first time, I wouldn't even sit near him
But after a couple of times, I started to let my guard down
And one night, Eli and me were hooking up in my bedroom
And my mom walked in on me
On my knees
With Eli's cock in my mouth
So now I'm in church
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Within a day, my dad had dropped me here
In this backward-ass church
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
'Cause there's no way in hell that his son is a queer
Now I know I tricked my parents and have no one to blame
But when I'm screwin' guys, I just don't feel any shame
Hell, I even made 'em call out God's name
When I took 'em to church
Can I hear an amen