Able Dude - Overheard at a Central Park Kiosk Lyrics

Do you have a map?
Is there a restroom?
Where are the hop-on hop-off buses?
What's going on in there?
I'm just looking
The turtle pond, where's the turtle pond?
Is it a pond with turtles in it?
Can I see the Dakota building from here?
Am I pointing north?
Where are the tennis courts?
Do you keep a supply of little bags?
My dog hasn't pooped yet, but it's only a matter of time
The movie Hitch, where's that place?
Friends with Benefits, where's that place?
This map can't be really free
Show me where we are on my map
A martini bar on top of the Met, is that for real?
Which way is Madison?
Tell me about that little castle
I lost my phone
Please say that you have it
I want a bike
I can't rent a bike
I see everybody else here is riding bikes
Why are you not helping me get a bike?

Where is the fountain from Friends?
Is there Shakespeare near Alice in Wonderland?
Do you hear air hissing from both of these wheels?
Are we facing the wrong way for Strawberry Fields?

Now I'm not sure, but I think if you have access to a police radio
You should do something
Aren't people supposed to walk only one way around the reservoir?
I feel I need to report this to somebody

Is They Might Be Giants tonight?
May I have a pen?
I just need to write
What's your password for Wi-Fi?
Why is that concealed?
At this point are we too far from Strawberry Fields?

Do you know the story of Mayor Gold Head?
He marked straight lines
Double-dealing he confined
So precise, he even drew a place
For immigrants and Jews, but he didn't buckle up
And fell
Out of a plane
Did he see it flying away?
It's still a terrible thing to happen to somebody
I didn't mean to be mean in that way

Did you find the road?
I'm lost here
You need to keep up
Don't ruin this year
This path just goes right, then disappears

See? There's Fred Lebow
Watching for your time
Douglas judges north
Save looking out for signs
You'll be on that side
Near Diana's slides
But if you find Balto
You've gone too far

West Drive wanders
It's nice to ride a bike
Stop off for dinosaurs, planets, and samurai
Get back on that drive
Walk from Webster's state
The longer way
Has the shorter wait