Oh no, oh no it's that time again
Deals so cheap, people lose their brains
Doors burst open, madness unleashed
A soccer mom tackled me for a TV
Grandpa's swinging with a frying pan
For half-off socks? Man, I don't understand
Elbows flying, shopping carts crash
Someone just suplexed a dude for cash
Security's crying, they've lost all hope
This ain't a sale-it's the end of the globe
Black Friday Doomsday, run for your life
Deals so deadly, will you survive
Toys and toasters, fists collide
Welcome to retail genocide
A grandma snatched a PS5
She roundhouse kicked a guy, oh my
The floor is lava-spilled milkshakes
A toddler's riding a stack of plates
Flat-screen TVs become riot shields
Someone's using a broom as a spear
I just wanted some discount shoes
Now I'm running for my life - bad news
Black Friday Doomsday, run for your life
Deals so deadly, will you survive
Toys and toasters, fists collide
Welcome to retail genocide
Absurdfection - Black Friday Doomsday Lyrics
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Oh no, oh no it's that time again
Deals so cheap, people lose their brains
Doors burst open, madness unleashed
A soccer mom tackled me for a TV
Grandpa's swinging with a frying pan
For half-off socks? Man, I don't understand
Elbows flying, shopping carts crash
Someone just suplexed a dude for cash
Security's crying, they've lost all hope
This ain't a sale-it's the end of the globe
Black Friday Doomsday, run for your life
Deals so deadly, will you survive
Toys and toasters, fists collide
Welcome to retail genocide
A grandma snatched a PS5
She roundhouse kicked a guy, oh my
The floor is lava-spilled milkshakes
A toddler's riding a stack of plates
Flat-screen TVs become riot shields
Someone's using a broom as a spear
I just wanted some discount shoes
Now I'm running for my life - bad news
Black Friday Doomsday, run for your life
Deals so deadly, will you survive
Toys and toasters, fists collide
Welcome to retail genocide
Deals so cheap, people lose their brains
Doors burst open, madness unleashed
A soccer mom tackled me for a TV
Grandpa's swinging with a frying pan
For half-off socks? Man, I don't understand
Elbows flying, shopping carts crash
Someone just suplexed a dude for cash
Security's crying, they've lost all hope
This ain't a sale-it's the end of the globe
Black Friday Doomsday, run for your life
Deals so deadly, will you survive
Toys and toasters, fists collide
Welcome to retail genocide
A grandma snatched a PS5
She roundhouse kicked a guy, oh my
The floor is lava-spilled milkshakes
A toddler's riding a stack of plates
Flat-screen TVs become riot shields
Someone's using a broom as a spear
I just wanted some discount shoes
Now I'm running for my life - bad news
Black Friday Doomsday, run for your life
Deals so deadly, will you survive
Toys and toasters, fists collide
Welcome to retail genocide
Writer: Mr. MM
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid