Absurdfection - Gotta Smoke 'Em All Lyrics

Ash's voice cracked on Gotta Catch 'Em All
Pikachu sighed, This ain't my final call
Ten years of bad lyrics, cheap animation
Now I'm puffin' Marlboros for my salvation
Pika-pika-pika
Thunderbolt can't fix this plot
Ash's theme song's a flop
Now I smoke till my cheeks turn black
Pikachu's new attack: Nicotine Pack
Charizard judges me, Misty's appalled
But Team Rocket's got cigs when I'm stressed and called
Brock's jelly donuts? Nah, gimme a pack
My Pokéball's full of ash... Ketchum's crap
"Pikachu, choose you!" - But I choose Camels
Yellow fur stained, my thunder's a tremor
Even Snorlax says, "Bro, that's a bad vibe
I wheeze: "Gen 1 trauma... let me survive
Pika... (cough)... chu
The only "evolution" is my lung disease
Ash still sings, still can't see
Pikachu's ghost type now - smoke sets me free