I just wanted Netflix... and maybe some Prime
Now I'm living in my car... where's my life
Woke up one day, checked my bank app
-100 dollars?! What the actual crap
Spotify, Hulu, Disney+,
Oh God, I forgot about that VR chess
Patreon, OnlyFans, Adobe Suite
Even my fridge has a monthly fee
The gym I don't go to just charged me twice
Guess I'm paying for "Premium Air" for life
Tried to cancel... they made me call
Customer service is Satan's hall
A three-hour wait, and they said to me
Sir, we'll get back to you in eternity
I lost my house to subscriptions!
My money's gone, it's a fiction!
I sold my soul for a streaming plan
Now I'm living in a minivan
I lost my house to subscriptions
My credit score's in remission
Auto-renew took my final cent
Now I'm sleeping in a camping tent
Came home late, but my key won't fit
Landlord said, Dude, your rent's not it
Turns out Netflix took my last dime
Now I'm watching movies on a neighbor's WiFi
Tried to freeload off my ex's account
But she kicked me out, no family discount
Even my dog has a BarkBox sub
Guess I'll just live in a Starbucks, bruh
Why does everything have a fee
I just wanted my shows for free
Why does everything cost my soul
Guess I'll live in a shopping cart hole
I lost my house to subscriptions
My credit score's in remission
Auto-renew took my final cent
Now I'm sleeping in a camping tent
I lost my house to subscriptions
My credit score's in remission
Auto-renew took my final cent
Now I'm sleeping in a camping tent
Thanks for subscribing to my pain
New charges hit on the first again
And if you want to cancel me
Please hold for eternity