Absurdfection - Pika Can't Quit Lyrics

Ash and Pikachu, a legendary pair
Battling gyms, conquering with flair
But Pikachu's secret, oh what a twist
A pack-a-day habit, too hard to resist
Pika-can't quit, it's shocking but true
Ash buys gum while Pikachu chews
Lightning bolts, but the lungs protest
Gotta kick the habit to be the best
Cinnabar Island, a smoke-filled haze
Pikachu puffing through battle craze
Ash says, Buddy, this can't go on
Try a patch or some gum, before your spark is gone
Pika-can't quit, it's shocking but true
Ash buys gum while Pikachu chews
Lightning bolts, but the lungs protest
Gotta kick the habit to be the best
A match with Raichu, it's time to fight
But Pikachu's coughing, no thunder in sight
Ash yells, 'Focus! Don't let it win
Drop the cig and let the match begin
Pika-can't quit, it's shocking but true
Ash buys gum while Pikachu chews
Lightning bolts, but the lungs protest
Gotta kick the habit to be the best
Now Pikachu's clean, the air is fresh
Ash and his buddy, back to their best
No more smoke, just sparks galore
Pika's a legend like never before