Absurdfection - Pika puff Lyrics

Ash found Pikachu vaping in Viridian shade
Hiding Camels in his cheeks "Buddy, this ain't Charizard-grade
"Pika-pi!" he coughed, blowing smoke rings with his Spark
Now Team Rocket's his dealer... "Meowth, light up the park
Ash bought Nicorette, said "Chew this, not the pain
Pikachu side-eyed hard, then Thunderbolted the gum tray
Misty yelled "Use Water Gun!" but the cigs just sizzled
Now the Poké Center's a 24/7 vape clinic
Pika-puff, Pika-puff, smoke 'em if you got 'em
Ash's "Best Friend" badge is now a Nicotine Problem
Thunderbolt's a lighter, Quick Attack's a craving
Catch us in Lavender Town... where the air's misbehaving
Charizard judges hard, blowing flames at his vice
Bro, you used to shock towers-now you're hooked on spice
Pikachu just shrugged, sparked a cig off his tail
At least I'm not evolving... Raichu's just jail
Brock baked "Quit Cookies" laced with kale and despair
Pikachu traded 'em for a Black Market Snorlax's glare
Nurse Joy prescribed "Touch Grass!" but he's glued to his vape
Now the Safari Zone's just a nicotine escape
Pika-puff, Pika-puff, smoke 'em if you got 'em
Ash's "Best Friend" badge is now a Nicotine Problem
Thunderbolt's a lighter, Quick Attack's a craving
Catch us in Lavender Town... where the air's misbehaving
The credits roll, Ash sighs, I tried, buddy... I tried
Pikachu's puffing clouds shaped like "Gen 1 Pride
The Pokédex whispers, "Addiction's a Slowpoke's game
But Pikachu's too busy... renaming Thunder to Flame