Aftershock4g - The Ballad of Skull & Bones Lyrics

Oh, Ubisoft set sail one day,
With two hundred mil' just thrown away.
Ten long years, they charted the course,
But all we found was regret and remorse.
YARRR! What a farce!
Way, hey, Skull & Bones!
A ship with leaks and broken stones!
Black Flag ruled the open sea,
But this wreck's just mockery!
They promised us a pirate's life,
But no sword fights, just corporate strife.
No ports to raid, no tales to tell,
Just fetch quests in a floating hell.
YARRR! Not worth a shell!
Way, hey, Skull & Bones!
Ubisoft, just flesh and bones!
Layin' off mates and losin' ground,
Assassin's Creed's their final round!
The glitches came like stormy squalls,
Ships that flew and crew that falls.
Cannons fire with invisible might,
A ghost ship sailing in the night!
YARRR! What a fright!
Way, hey, Skull & Bones!
This game's gone down to Davey Jones!
Ten long years and what we got?
A sinking ship in a digital rot!
Assassin's Creed once ruled the tide,
Now Shadows loom as they run and hide.
Layoffs grow and coffers drain,
Ubisoft's flag is bloodstained.
YARRR! A cryin' shame!
Way, hey, Skull & Bones!
Ubisoft, your empire groans!
Once a king on gaming's throne,
Now they'll sink this ship alone!
For ten long years, they rode the waves,
A pirate's dream became their grave.
Black Flag sailed with might and cheer,
But Skull & Bones sank in fear.
YARRR! Shed no tear!
Way, hey, Skull & Bones!
Lost at sea with shattered tones!
Ubisoft's ship is all but sunk,
Down it goes with all its junk!
Oh, Ubisoft, ye set the sail,
But winds of change began to wail.
Layoffs, losses, drowning fast,
Assassin's Creed will be your last!
YARRR! To the depths ye go!