This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction... because this is dead serious!
The inside and outside tour I did
A few months ago of my house,
Everyone on the Internet...
My mother and my father are
Angry at me!
They're blaming it on me!
It's my fault, I admit it!
It's my fault!
I want everything a-
Bout my house
Off!
The!
Inner-net!
I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police!
I'll send in everything in my power!
Just get it off the internet...
Listen to me!
Listen to me.
Shut that goddamn thing off!
I don't care what you do.
You get all that stuff off of there.
Tonight.
Do you realize...?
Do you realize something?
Let me tell you:
If the Health Department of Greene County...
Sees those videos...
That you put on the damn Internet...
They could condemn our house,
And we would have to move out of it...?
You go get that goddamn stuff off of there and fast!
I'm working on it!
I was making a YouTube video for YouTube telling everybody, "get the images off of the Internet".
Y'know it's not...
It's-It's, ahh, out of my control
No, you get 'em off.
It's out of my control!
I don't know where to go!
I dunno know where ta go-
You loaded them up there, you unload 'em!
I'm working on it!
Go do it!
I am work'- I am doin' it... I'm startin'...
Get in here and do it!
I'll be up all night with you if I have to.
You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.
I'm workin' on it!
Let me do that stupid video
So I can tell e'rrybody,
In my command,
To get everythin'-
Help me get everythin' off the internet-
Listen!
I don't wanna get kicked outta my house.
By the Health Department.
And what you just did
Was stick a knife in our back,
And kill us!
Aw'right... lemme just...
Get that stuff offa there...
And get it offa there fast!
I'm workin on it! I'm workin on it!
So yeah, please,
Get everything off the Internet...
Now, now, now, now, now,
Noooow!
Curse the trolls, peace to everyone else.