This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction because this is dead serious!
The inside and outside tour I did a few months ago of my house
Everyone on the Internet
My mother and my father are angry at me!
They're blaming it on me!
It's my fault I admit it!
It's my fault!
I want everything about my house off! The! Internet!
I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police!
I'll send in everything in my power!
Just get it off the internet
Listen to me!
Listen to me
Shut that goddamn thing off!
I don't care what you do
You get all that stuff off of there
Tonight
Do you realize?
Do you realize something?
Let me tell you
If the Health Department of Greene County
Sees those videos
That you put on the damn Internet
They could condemn our house
And we would have to move out of it?
You go get that goddamn stuff off of there and fast!
I'm working on it!
I was making a YouTube vid-dya for YouTube tellin' ev'rybody get the images off of the Internet!
Y'know it's not
It's-It's ahh out of my control!
No you get 'em off!
It's out of my control!
I don't know where to go!
I dunno know where ta go!
You loaded them up there you unload 'em!
I'm working on it!
Go do it!
I am work'- I am doin' it I'm startin'
Get in here and do it!
I'll be up all night with you if I have to
You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off!
I'm workin' on it!
Let me do that stupid video
So I can tell e'rrybody
In my command
To get everythin'-
Help me get everythin' off the Internet!
Listen!
I don't wanna get kicked outta my house!
By the Health Department!
And what you just did
Was stick a knife in our back
And kill us!
Aw'right lemme just
Get that stuff offa there
And get it offa there fast!
I'm workin' on it! I'm workin' on it!
So yeah please
Get everything off the Internet
Now now now now now
Noooow!
Curse the trolls peace to everyone else!