When I woke up this morning, I was already mad
No bacon in the pan and no scrambled eggs
What is that noise, like a welding torch
My wife told me to repair the front porch
I walked out of the house when I realized
I don't have no porch and I don't have no wife
Got a call from the sherrif, said I stole his car
But I just borrowed it to drive to the bar, yeah
Jesus on the dashboard, my hads are sweaty
It's not even noon and I'm shitfaced already
Cops ask me what the hell I was thinking
I tried to explain them, that beer ain't drinking
The moon shines in the middle of the day"Get out of the car, there ain't no other way!"
I don't really care what they said
My neck is getting red and red ain't bad
Red ain't bad
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When I woke up this morning, I was already mad
No bacon in the pan and no scrambled eggs
What is that noise, like a welding torch
My wife told me to repair the front porch
I walked out of the house when I realized
I don't have no porch and I don't have no wife
Got a call from the sherrif, said I stole his car
But I just borrowed it to drive to the bar, yeah
Jesus on the dashboard, my hads are sweaty
It's not even noon and I'm shitfaced already
Cops ask me what the hell I was thinking
I tried to explain them, that beer ain't drinking
The moon shines in the middle of the day"Get out of the car, there ain't no other way!"
I don't really care what they said
My neck is getting red and red ain't bad
Red ain't bad
No bacon in the pan and no scrambled eggs
What is that noise, like a welding torch
My wife told me to repair the front porch
I walked out of the house when I realized
I don't have no porch and I don't have no wife
Got a call from the sherrif, said I stole his car
But I just borrowed it to drive to the bar, yeah
Jesus on the dashboard, my hads are sweaty
It's not even noon and I'm shitfaced already
Cops ask me what the hell I was thinking
I tried to explain them, that beer ain't drinking
The moon shines in the middle of the day"Get out of the car, there ain't no other way!"
I don't really care what they said
My neck is getting red and red ain't bad
Red ain't bad
Writer: Alexander Röhlen
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