The first zombie I ever saw
Limping it's way across the parking
With an ax wound parting his comb-over
I knew just what I had to do
To the first zombie I ever saw
Well its a good thing I was wearing my tennis shoes
He took one leap and that's when I split
Then, I came right back with a two by four
And I opened up his forehead with it
And that's the first time that I got these old zombie blues
Well he used to be my neighbor
He taught me how to ride my bike
But when his severed arms bled shower rains
All he really wanted was my brains
I thought I'd never love again
After all these creatures that I have killed
Oh, but when I met her she changed my mind
And then, Oh! She tried to eat it too
And that's the last time that I got these old zombie blues
Well, she loved me good once upon a time, now
But those days they are done
I've been the walking living dead
The night she started snacking on my head
All she ever wanted was my brains
Yeah, all she ever wanted was my brains
Yeah, Yeah Woah
Women they'll look into your eyes
And then they'll tell you the most gruesome lies
But all they're really after are your brains
Now, now
Women they'll look into your eyes
And then they'll tell you the most gruesome lies
But all they're really after are your brains
Not your looks
Not your money, honey
All they're really after are your brains