Alexander Ocotillo - If God is a Woman Lyrics

If God is a woman is she like my mama
Always worrying 'bout me
Do I let her down every sunday morning
When I'm not there in my seat
If God is a woman is she like my sister
Does she have a checklist and plan
Is she filled with love for the lives she's created
In ways you don't expect from a man
If God is a woman is she like the lovers
Who were disappointed in me
Or is she like my elementary school teachers
Who had high hopes for who i could be
If God is a woman is the devil one too
And if so is she like my ex is
Certain I deserve eternal torment
Somewhere hotter than south Texas
If God is a woman like my therapist does that means that she's safe to trust
Or is God a woman who's more like my boss
Waiting for me to slip up
If God is a woman is she like my daughter
The one who can't stand me no more
If I pray real hard and cut back on the sinning
Is she gonna darken my door?
If God were a woman we'd be in the garden
'Cause she'd've let Eve off the hook
She'd probably communicate really well
Make a more understandable book
Maybe she's both or maybe she's neither
Or maybe she's nothing at all
Or maybe somehow we just lost God's attention
And she gave up after the fall
If God is a woman is she like my wife
So in love with the person I am
Does she overlook all of my imperfections
Long as I do the best that I can
Is she proud of me for the things that I walked through
And what I made out of my life
More than my mama or sister or daughter
I wish God was just like my wife
If God is a woman I just have to thank her
For the woman she gave to me