Hey little dog I've got a question for you
Who's a good girl? That's right, it's you
'Cause you tell me when there's someone at the door
And you're right behind me cleaning all my crumbs up off the floor
You've got me wrapped around your little dewclaw
You make a California king seem small
If it's been a rough day when I come home
You make me feel like I won the Idaho Powerball
Little dog you make this house a home
You're right by my side wherever I roam
You're the best friend there ever could be
Little dog you're a big deal to me
Little dog you're a big deal to me
I'm not perfect, but neither are you
Like the time you puked in my favorite shoes
For every time I throw your favorite stick
Instead of comin' back you roll in cat shit
I promise to share all my snacks with you
Peanut butter, popcorn, potato chips too
On one condition you must oblige
That you keep my feet warm on the coldest nights
Little dog you make this house a home
You're right by my side wherever I roam
You're the best friend there ever could be
Little dog you're a big deal to me
Little dog you're a big deal to me
When your time comes to cross the rainbow bridge
I hope canine Jesus scratches every itch
I'll always hold a piece of you in my heart
Plus there's the dog hair on my sweaters in my bed and my car
Little dog you make this house a home
You're right by my side wherever I roam
You're the best friend there ever could be
Little dog you're a big deal to me
Little dog you're a big deal to me
Little dog you're a big deal to me
Little dog you're a big deal to me