[ Featuring Allan Schau Christiansen ]
[Verse 1]
The snow's blowin' sideways, the wind's howlin' loud,
We're all packed together, one big rowdy crowd.
Allan's at the bar, he's already half gone,
While Nina's still searchin' for lost Christmas songs.
Thomas is laughin', just spilled his fifth pint,
Jon's in the corner, about to start a fight.
Ivan's tellin' stories, all filled up with cheer,
But no one believes him after so much beer!
[Pre-Chorus]
The lights are all flashin', the drinks never stop,
We're stuck in this pub till we all hit the top!
[Chorus]
The season is here, so grab me a beer,
We're raisin' our glasses with plenty of cheer!
With mischief and mayhem, we're all feelin' right,
Christmas at the pub, it's a hell of a night!
[Verse 2]
The carolers came, but Jon scared them away,
Who needs "Silent Night" when the fiddles play?
Nina's on the floor, but she's laughing still,
And Allan is singin', though he sounds like a drill.
Ivan's still tryin' to stand on his feet,
He's had enough whiskey for three on repeat.
But no one's complainin', we're all havin' fun,
Christmas like this is the best kind of one!
[Pre-Chorus]
The tree might be crooked, the stockings might fall,
But we'll keep on goin', through it all!
[Chorus]
The season is here, so grab me a beer,
We're raisin' our glasses with plenty of cheer!
With mischief and mayhem, we're all feelin' right,
Christmas at the pub, it's a hell of a night!
[Verse 3]
Thomas just slipped on a puddle of ale,
He tried to stand up, but you know he will fail.
His nose might be broken, his dignity gone,
But he'll be back up before the night's gone!
Allan's still singin', though he's lost the tune,
Nina's now dancin' like she's on the moon.
Jon's telling Ivan to take one more shot,
But Ivan just grins and says, "That's all you've got?"
[Pre-Chorus]
The tree might be crooked, the stockings might fall,
But we'll keep on goin', through it all!
[Chorus]
The season is here, so grab me a beer,
We're raisin' our glasses with plenty of cheer!
With mischief and mayhem, we're all feelin' right,
Christmas at the pub, it's a hell of a night!
[Bridge]
The bells keep on ringin', but no one can hear,
We're drownin' it out with more whiskey and beer.
Forget all your presents, forget the damn tree,
Christmas is better with chaos like we!
[Chorus]
The season is here, so grab me a beer,
We're raisin' our glasses with plenty of cheer!
With mischief and mayhem, we're all feelin' right,
Christmas at the pub, it's a hell of a night!
[Outro]
So here's to the madness, the joy, and the fight,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a wild night!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!....
