I just spent a hundred eighty dollars on my hair
Stopped by forever twenty one
Got some brand new underwear
But I might as well just stayed at home
And watched three more episodes
'Cause it's ten o'clock and I'm still alone
Lord you know that's how it goes
Well I didn't get it right
When it was love at first sight
And I thought I'd really found love
The second time around
Spent two harvests on a farm
Convinced myself third time's a charm
So what the hell, what's one more?
Now accepting applications for
Bachelor number four
Some may say my standards are simply just too high
But it's not my style to settle or even just get by
There might still be plenty of fish in the sea
But all I see are minnows and sharks
If I'm still alone when I'm forty three
Waitin' on the right kind of sparks
I know I didn't get it right
When it was love at first sight
And I thought I'd really found
Love the second time around
Spent two harvests on a farm
Convinced myself third time's a charm
So what the hell, what's one more?
Now accepting applications for
Bachelor number four
Tape it on the mirror
Or put it on the shelf
Repeat after me "I deserve to be
Just as happy as anybody else"
So what the hell, what's one more?
Now accepting applications for
Bachelor number four