I'm feelin' like E.T. in my spaceship I'm drinkin' blue milk, I'm gettin' wasted
I'm smokin' pipe weed 24-seven, Cause I'm higher than a kite flown by Benjamin Franklin Call me the Doctor, but do not ask who
Cause if you do, I'll come after you I'm a zoologist and wizard too, I am a lizard so just call me newt
I'm a nerd, I'm a geek, I'm a weeb, I'm a fien I'm not a chick, but I do like my flicks
I got your mean girl, we watchin' Netflix I don't mean to flex, but my name is Richie
I got a chef that's a rat, ratatouille Take my DeLorean out to the movies
Yeah, we get groovy, I'm here with Chewie
I feel like I'm Spider-Man
Swing around the city with the upper hand Got my moon boots on fighting aliens
Yeah, I'm in outer space with the guardians of the galaxy
No one's foul as me, I'm the predator in all your dreams
I'm the krueger with the cougar, With the knives out, tryin' not to lose her
Got my gremlins there my henchmen My minions are my best friends
Got Dr. Vankman, tryna catch them But I am Gru, so I shrank him
Got the holy grail, got the crystal skull I'm Indiana Jones and the Wizard of Oz
Got my magic wand, so hoes be gone Spawn in a shark and I call him Jaws
I'm Peter Pan in Neverland Holding Wendy's hand, feeling Like I can swing like Tarzan, Fly around on the magic carpet with Jasmine
Aladdin Ain't got nothin' on this madman
Not hercules not Icarus Got my omni-trix on my wrist
And I'm feelin' kinda sick Cuz I am Reptarz, so don't f*ck up my drip
Yeah, I am the shit, cuz
I'm feelin' like E.T. in my spaceship
I'm drinkin' blue milk, I'm gettin' wasted I'm smokin' pipe weed 24-seven
Cuz I'm higher than the kite from a Benjamin Franklin
Call me the Doctor, but do not ask who Cuz if you do, I'll come after you
I'm a Zoologist and Wizard too I am a lizard, so just call me
Newt