Alter Crash Code - Whiskey Neat & Vodka Straight Lyrics

I'm gonna get drunk today
Gonna pour the whiskey
Neat and vodka straight
Feel it burn as it erodes the pain that courses through my veins
And hope my heart can withstand the strain
I'm gonna get blackout drunk today
Gonna drink till vomit chokes on words
I know I shouldn't say
I'm so tired of living sober
These mundane lows must go away
I'm gonna get so f*cked up today
I'll be drunk listening to the greats
Dylan with his jack of hearts
Cohen with his Joan of Arc and
Lemmy setting fire to ace of spades
Cash one of the first to sing addiction
And prine said"Old people they just grow lonesome"
Blaze Foley when I'm six drinks deep has me convinced he wrote the best song ever
Whiskey neat and vodka straight
I'm gonna start making tracks today
Raise a toast to whiskey neat and vodka straight
Ditch the trauma that engulfs my mind
One last hurrah in this ghost town
This place is Dogville to me
If we should cross paths pass me by
Sometimes even the stars
Inaccurately align
I'm done with hoarding old dirt boots
Trees grown from soles with rotted roots
These days if you ask, I'll say I'm fine
I'll be drunk listening to the greats
Cobain with his heart shaped box
Knopflers fingers off the charts
And
Rea driving on his road to hell
Chapman wrote a song to last millenniums
And Lennon did the same when he imagined
Candle In the wind lives on
There's wax to burn in every song
I take my whiskey neat and vodka straight
Whiskey neat and vodka straight