It wasn't the first time
I saw it in his eyes
He was longing
But not for me
I told myself I knew
What I was getting into
And I had no right to
Deviate from our game
I tried not to rock the boat
As it turned out the seal broke
Thus began our sinking
Sinking into the sea
The hateful words poured out
Everything I had stored up
Then he took his turn
This is what he told me
You're a masochistic, narcissistic, sociopathic woman
A pathological liar, a witch who's worked for nothing
With cavalcades of destroyed days, you've ruined my life, you whore
You're a masochistic, narcissistic, sociopathic woman
The look on my face
Was apparently distaste
He called me self-righteous
He told me I had no right
To be angry at him
I wasn't the one who lied
It was you who met her
Under our favorite tree
You're a masochistic, narcissistic, sociopathic woman
A pathological liar, a witch who's worked for nothing
With cavalcades of destroyed days, you've ruined my life, you whore
You're a masochistic, narcissistic, sociopathic woman
So many great big words to call me, but so little time to say 'em
The breadth of your loquacity's worthy of adulation
I'll be so hard-pressed to find a man with your prodigious mind
But you'll need a girl more smitten with your chauvinistic lines
Oh I'm a masochistic, narcissistic, sociopathic woman
A pathological liar, a witch who's worked for nothing
With cavalcades of destroyed days, you've ruined my life, you whore
You're a masochistic, narcissistic, sociopathic woman
I told him if you're gonna cheat
Then, dear, I think you picked your type
You'll need a girl appreciative
Of your undying gripe
You better put an ad out
You already got a script
Ask for a masochistic, narcissistic, sociopathic woman