Scorpion bowl for one, pretty please
Cherry on top, sun in the trees
Open seat next to me
But I don't care, no
Hopped on a plane, kicked up my feet
First class runaway living the dream
Drunk by quarter to three
But I don't care, no
He left me at the wedding
I went and lost my mind
But I got a one way ticket
To a blessing in disguise
Now I'm singing like, woah, I'd rather be alone
I'd rather be tomorrow's night than yesterday's goodbye
Now I'm singing like, hey, I best be on my way
Because I've got a date at a tiki bar with me, myself and I
Aloha and goodnight
Tossed my phone out into the sea
Cute bartender looking at me
I think I lost my ring
But I don't care, no
Pineapple sun, ocean blue
Running stag on the honeymoon
They're asking what happened to you
But I don't care, no
Fire at the alter, flowers in the sky
Lightin' up the luau
Give me the rum and I will be just fine
Now I'm singing like, woah, I'd rather be alone
I'd rather be tomorrow's night than yesterday's goodbye
Now I'm singing like, hey, I best be on my way
Because I've got a date at a tiki bar with me, myself and I
Aloha and goodnight
I don't want to leave this island fantasy
Real life's calling to me
But I don't care, no
Now I'm singing like, woah, I'd rather be alone
I'd rather be tomorrow's night than yesterday's goodbye
Now I'm singing like, hey, I best be on my way
Because I've got a date at a tiki bar with me, myself and I
Aloha and goodnight
I best be on my way
Because I've got a date at a tiki bar with me, myself and I
Aloha and goodnight