Amerigo Gazaway - Christmas Staycation (feat. Dillon) Lyrics

It was the night before Christmas, just me and my spouse
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
We got our sweatpants on, we ain't leavin' the house
And you gon' have to pay me homie, I'm not leavin' this couch
Baby it's cold outside, we just sittin' by the fire
While the little duns is playing in the snow outside
Don't wanna go outside, we just binging 'Love is Blind'
And old 'Star Trek' re-runs that we've watched a dozen times
I'm just trying to cozy up, not interested in staying up til
4AM drunk poppin' bottles in the club
I might have an old-fashioned or an egg nog with some rum
I might even try to get a VR headset just for fun
But if you think I'm 'bout to leave the house you must be cray
I'm staying home for Christmas, I don't care what they say
So feel free to drop by, if you wanna pay a visit
Heard some knockin' at the door, pause the Netflix, yo who is it?
But when I got to the porch, there was nobody there
Just some presents from the elves that they left by the stairs
And yo I wish you were here, but it's my Christmas Staycation
I'm not going anywhere so fire up the Playstation
'Cause this year, all I want for Christmas
Is to stay at home, no offense, don't get it twisted
I wish that, we didn't live so far away
But we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy Holiday
'Cause this year, all I want for Christmas
Is to stay at home and just eat up all the Triscuits
I wish that, we didn't have to go back to work
Cancel all of my appointments until January 1st
It's 'bout to be a silent night, that's right
I'm catching up on my zzz's, I ain't catching a flight
Despite all the season's greetings and the holiday cheer
I'm home in my robe reading, trying to call it a year
Pourin' a shot and beer, I steer clear of the eggnog
I ain't roasting chestnuts, just this hog leg dawg
I got enough memories, ain't trying to make more
Unless your coming to upgrade my Playstation 4
There's no family feast, I'm trying to eat some Chinese
And stare at the TV screen until my eyes bleed
In the past I bent over backwards to be a presence
And didn't even leave with any presents
I guess this year I'll sit here on the couch with my pajamas on
And open all the boxes that I got myself on Amazon
Christmas used to be the ish, but now I'm not a young buck
And I gotta say is 'bah humbug'
'Cause this year, all I want for Christmas
Is to stay at home and just mind my own business
Don't get it misconstrued, I don't mean to be a Scrooge
I just wanna raid the fridge and eat up all the food
'Cause this year, only thing on my wishlist
Is to stay at home, yeah that's all I want for Christmas
I wish that, we didn't have to go back to work
Cancel all of my appointments until January 1st
I'm just chillin' at the crib, no really it's a vibe
I wish we could stay at home like this for Christmas all the time
'Cause then I wouldn't have to drive, or get on a plane
And you know traveling around this time of year is insane
Crowded airports and stores, but no luggage to pack
Almost done, just got a couple more presents to wrap
But then I'm hittin' the sack, 9PM on Christmas Eve
Left some cookies and some milk, out there sittin' by the tree
Just in case he decides, to come and pay a visit
Heard some rustling in the living room, wake up and say 'who is it?'
Then I opened up the door, and guess who I saw?
He said they call me St. Nick but just address me as 'Claus'
And please forget what you saw, 'cause I was never here
Grabbed the milk and cookies, and up the chimney he disappeared
And I wish we were there, but it's my Christmas Staycation
Watching all the classics, even the ones in claymation
'Cause this year, all I want for Christmas
Is to stay at home, no offense, don't get it twisted
I wish that, we didn't live so far away
But we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy Holiday
'Cause this year, only thing on my wishlist
Is to stay at home yeah that's all I want for Christmas
I wish that, we didn't have to go back to work
Cancel all of my appointments until January 1st