I must touch on something
Near and dear to the heart
It strikes at the very core of who we are
I want you to adjust your mind set
Please, show some class
Your local union supports this statement
Finally, at last
Someone to take the bumps and bruises
For the greatest good
Its too much of this going on in the hood
I'm your greatest fan
The whole world span
This is an intervention
I've prepared a rescue plan
Leave your rollers, and you shower caps slash sleeping caps at home
Pull over while your driving
Double A done found some more bull to be on
Get your hair did
Not just the edges
And don't forget the "kitchen"
Please, I'm begging
Get your hair did
Ungh Haungh
Go'n get your hair did
Get your hair did
Don't make us look at
Ever whicha way
Shower, sleeping caps
Get your hair did
Please, please
Don't you know
That you're sufferin'
Oohh
Get your hair did
Please, please
Don't make us look at
Ever whicha way
Shower, sleeping caps
Get your hair did
Please, please
Don't you know
Its hard to see you sufferin'
Oohh
Get your hair did
When I first Pam, she was sitting on the porch
Hair sticking up like some... pitchforks
I thought it was me 'cause I stayed up late
But see, what had happened was, I over slept
I had to move with haste
The sun was up
Shining yellow in the sky
It was about lunch time let's say
You never know what someone is going through
But see, it was way unkept
Like a wildebeest, meets some'n with a whole lot of lint
For short... she was looking cra-zy
Maybe an around the house day
Nawh, it can't be
Going out, but then I heard them say
I'm about to leave, and head to go to work
Flies flew in my mouth
I was about to faint
Then a flea flew in theirs
See, we all care
Somebody call Quetta, and tell her to hook her up with a wash and set
Its a code 31
Let 'em know Bone sent 'em
Get your hair did
Don't make us look at
Ever whicha way
Shower, sleeping caps
Get your hair did
Please, please
Don't you know
That you're sufferin'
Oohh
Get your hair did
Please, please
Don't make us look at
Ever whicha way
Shower, sleeping caps
Get your hair did
Please, please
Don't you know
Its hard to see you sufferin'
Oohh
Get your hair did
I was getting some'n to eat at the local get some'n to eat place
Saw a guy and this girl coming in this way
And I remembered it was a time when women wouldn't leave the house
With rollers in their head, like this is that new style
Oh don't give me that
Awgh, you beautiful in the inside
I can't tell it from out here
And nope, I ain't body shaming
I'm... hair shaming
There yeah, I said it
You can wear it natural, or cut it all off
I can respect it
Tint that thang "blurple" and make sure that you can rock that
Don't let it be a remake of that incident in 0-2
Where they had to call the calvary out
The army and all that
And the whole thang lasted happened soo long
Should've banned that "do"
See youngin's model behavior
Plus one
And you're crippling the next generation
To come
So, did it yourself, or call in the calvary
And let the hair did people get at cha ungh
Get your hair did
Don't make us look at
Ever whicha way
Shower, sleeping caps
Get your hair did
Please, please
Don't you know
That you're sufferin'
Oohh
Get your hair did
Please, please
Don't make us look at
Ever whicha way
Shower, sleeping caps
Get your hair did
Please, please
Don't you know
Its hard to see you sufferin'
Oohh
Get your hair did