Ampliphobia - Mulch Man (DEMO) Lyrics

Look over the all in the shrubs
There lives a man who feeds on grubs
Trampled flowers splintered trees
The only the thing he really needs

Is mulch

He chews up mulch with his teeth
To make his breath so fresh and sweet
He sleeps on mulch for a bed
To stop the voices in his head

The mulch it runs through his veins
It comforts him in cold and rain
The mulch and him fit like a glove
He has but one thing that he loves

It's mulch
Yeah, mulch

This one goes out to our good friend Mulch Man
The only mulch based song protagonist in the business
We need to send positive energy to him in these trying times
Everybody, sing it with me!
Mulch! Mulch! Mulch! Mulch! Mulch! Mulch! Mulch! Mulch! Mulch! Mulch! Mulch! Mulch! Mulch! Mulch! Mulch! Mulch! Mulch!

Look over there behind the shed
There lives a man hurt in the head
Empty needles, broken glass
The only thing he really has

Is mulch
His mulch
Mulch
Yeah mulch