Cruisin' down the street on an old sofa
But there's one thing botherin' me
And I can't deny
They call it the food pyramid
But it ain't foolin' me
It's just a pyramid scheme
Tryin' to control what I eat
They say fruits and veggies should be at the base
But I'm all about that ice cream and shivery taste
They tell me grains are essential
But I ain't convinced
I'd rather have a burger
With cheese and pickles mixed
Protein's on the next level
They say I need that
But I'm about that pizza loaded with meat stacks
They say dairy's important
For strong bones and more
But I'm sippin' on cola
Do it strong like a pro
Do it strong like a pro
Bro