[ Featuring Josh Gad ]
[DOUG as HELVETICA]
(SOBS)
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
Poor, poor Helvetica...
[Sung]
You've made wine, probably 'bout a million times
You dumb German wench, you fool...
He's gone! What is that you're stomping on?
Let me take a guess, there's grape juice on your dress
Isn't it time to stop the press?
[DOUG as HELVETICA, SPOKEN]
You mean destroy Gutenberg's printing press?
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
That's right, Helvetica! The only thing standing between you and Gutenborg is that there printing press!
[BUD as MONK, SUNG]
Stop the Press!
You gotta stop the press or the press will stop you
Stop the Press!
You can get him back
If you give it a chop!
You stomped his grapes for wine
Now stomp for Monk this time
You've got to stop the-
[DOUG as HELVETICA, SUNG]
Please don't shout!
I'm in this bucket- I'll get out
If I smash his press, he'll cry
And I-
[BUD as MONK, SUNG]
Will be right there to dry his eyes!
[DOUG as HELVETICA, SUNG]
I'll feel his caress?
[BUD as MONK, SUNG]
Yes...
[DOUG as HELVETICA, SUNG]
We'll be together?
[BUD as MONK, SUNG]
Yes!
[DOUG as HELVETICA, SUNG]
Maybe it's time to Stop the Press!
[BUD as MONK, SUNG]
Stop the Press!
You can stop the press with a simple pencil
Stop the Press!
[DOUG as HELVETICA, SUNG]
I know I'm gonna do it but I'm feeling tense
Will Gutenberg be mad?
[BUD as MONK, SUNG]
No!
[DOUG as HELVETICA, SUNG]
Will Gutenberg be glad?
[BUD as MONK, SUNG]
Sure
[DOUG as HELVETICA, SUNG]
I've got to stop the-
[BUD as MONK, SUNG]
Press!
[BUD as MONK, DOUG as HELVETICA, BOTH SUNG]
Stop the Press! Okay I'll do it!
Stop the Press! I know I can!
Stop the Press! Please don't rush me-
Stop the Press! I love my man!
Use that pencil. Stop the Press!
You'll be together. Stop the Press!
You'll have a baby. Stop the Press!
Johannes Jr! Stop the Press!
[BUD as MONK, SUNG]
You've got to stop the-
[DOUG as HELVETICA, SPOKEN]
I love you Gutenberg!
[BUD as MONK, SUNG]
You've got to stop the-
[DOUG as HELVETICA, SPOKEN]
This is for our future!
[BUD as MONK, DOUG as HELVETICA, BOTH SUNG]
You've got- Urgh!
To- Urgh!
Stop- Urgh!
The- Urgh!
Press!
[DOUG as HELVETICA, SPOKEN]
What have I done?
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
My bidding!