Andy Karl - Day One Lyrics

[Phone]
Good morning, this is your wake up call

[RADIO DJ #1]
Nothing! But we love it

[PHIL]
Thank you

[RADIO DJ #2]
Love it! I loves me sound groundhog

[Phone]
Happy Groundhog Day

[PHIL]
Yeah, happy Groundhog Day.

[RADIO DJ #1]
By the way, that's a great hat you're wearing
[RADIO DJ #2]
Thanks! I made it myself!

[PHIL]
Lumpy bed, ugly curtains
Pointless erection

[RADIO DJ #1]
Now, is that supposed to be a hollow log?
[RADIO DJ #2]
On my head!
[RADIO DJ #1]
I hope it's warm enough
[RADIO DJ #2]
Yes, it's very important to wear a warm hat
[RADIO DJ #1]
You know, there's talk of a blizzard
[RADIO DJ #2]
Well, it's cold enough
[RADIO DJ #1]
How cold would you say it is?
[RADIO DJ #2]
Oh, I'm no good at science

[PHIL]
Dried flowers, damp towels
No reception

[RADIO DJ #2]
Doesn't matter how cold it is, it's how cold you feel
[RADIO DJ #1]
You know, you lose up to eighty percent of your body heat through your head?
[RADIO DJ #2]
True fact! I learned that in high school

[PHIL]
Small towns, tiny minds
Big mouths, small ideas

[RADIO DJ #1]
Gooooo Chucks!

[PHIL]
Shallow talk, deep snow
Cold fronts, big rears

[RADIO DJ #1]
Let's change the subject. Now, how cold was it last year?
[RADIO DJ #2]
In degrees?
[RADIO DJ #1]
I heard they don't even use degrees in Europe
[RADIO DJ #2]
That's a good point
[RADIO DJ #1]
Great point
[RADIO DJ #2]
Lotta mysteries out there
[RADIO DJ #1]
Yeah, stuff we just don't understand no matter how much we read

[PHIL]
One bar, one store, one clock

[RADIO DJ #2]
The great mysteries of the universe

[PHIL]
One diner, one bank, one cop

[RADIO DJ #1]
Mysterious things. But right now, the question on everyone's lips

[RADIO DJ #2]
Chapped lips

[RADIO DJ #1]
Do you think Phil will see his shadow? What's your prediction?

[PHIL]
I mean, what's not to like in a quaint little place like this?
Who doesn't dig a crocheted pillowcase like this?
Watercolors of bucolic vistas
Painted by octogenarian spinsters
And all of the people just getting together
For relentless analysis of the weather
Their dumb superstitions and vacuous chat
I'm sure there was a pack of Xanax in this jacket
You couldn't pay me to stay here one more night
Swear that there is no check you could write that might
Tempt me to stay and wake up in the morning in

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
Punxsutawney

[PHIL]
There's nothing more depressing than
Small Town U.S.A.
And small don't come much smaller than
Punxsutawney on Groundhog Day
[PHIL]
There's nothing more
Depressing than
Small Town U.S.A.
And small don't come much smaller than
Punxsutawney on Groundhog Day
[TOWNSPEOPLE]
Punxsutawney
Pennsylvania
U.S.A
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh

Punxsutawney on Groundhog Day
[PHIL]
There's nothing more depressing than
Small Town U.S.A.
And there is no town smaller
Punxsutawney on Groundhog

There's nothing more depressing than
Small Town U.S.A.
And there is no town smaller than

Punxsutawney on
Punxsutawney on
Punxsutawney on

Just kill me now
[TOWNSPEOPLE]

As any small town
In the U.S.A.
There is no town greater than
Punxsutawney

A heart as big as any town
As any small town
In the U.S.A.
And there is no town greater than

Punxsutawney on
Punxsutawney on
Punxsutawney on
Groundhog

Day!

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
Tomorrow, spring will come, and then
There will be blue skies, my friend
Bright eyes and laughter
Tomorrow, there will be sun
But if not tomorrow
Perhaps the day aaaaa-