It's cold, kids
Don't take it from me
I've seen a lot of people talking about it on TV
Your grandmother, and your brother
Doctor Tom, and the news
I have called them all
And now I'm calling you
'Cause today's forecast is gonna' be rough
You have a hat and a jacket, but that may not be enough
So, if you're sitting there thinking, "Should I head to the store?"
Then you should know that the weather is gonna' kill you in four minutes
Four minutes
You could get frostbite in four minutes
Four minutes