I'm going out again on this Saturday night
Heading to my favourite club ten minutes away
Free entry at the door there is no need to spend
First things first let's get a drink before we dance
Apple juice for me I don't want no alcohol
Gonna have a ball without a hangover
I'm going to go right up on that stage and dance
Don't care what others think I'm here to have fun
I remember everything
Like that guy his name was Tim
Dancing all throughout the night
Took him home to his delight
Had our fun now time to go
His ass to the curb you know
I do all these dumb things and I don't even drink
I'm dancing with my friends feeling the great music
When a guy comes up and starts to dance behind me
I feel him press against my hips and I don't stop him
I keep dancing with this guy for a song or two
Then turn around and see who I've been dancing with here
We kiss goodbye and I walk away to my friends
Tomorrow I'll find out he has a girlfriend
When it's time to go I am the sober driver
My friend has volunteered me to take two guys home
Fifteen minutes out my way to get these drunk guys home
At least they gave me some cash and we got home safe and sound
I don't want to drink
I still have my fun
I'll dance all night long
I'll eat drive through food
Walk out on the beach
Make bad decisions
Every single time
I remember everything
Like that guy his name was Tim
Dancing all throughout the night
Took him home to his delight
Had our fun now time to go
His ass to the curb you know
I do all these dumb things and I don't even drink