AngsterTutu808 - Comfort is King (Original) Lyrics

This ain't a song about tighty whiteys
No it's all about fit just righty
Sitting here on the friend zone couch
Hearing debates that made me say ouch
Kid's over twelve got his own style
Zoo York's the brand that makes him smile
Economies of scale the packs make sense
But single briefs too much expense
We agreed pack of six not five not four
Comfort's king we can't ignore
Boxer briefs sleek and tight
Snug urban designs they feel just right
Not too loose not too tight
That's the underwear battle of the night
Dad chimed in said they keep it neat
Support's important from hip to seat
The kid's like medium fits just fine
Boxers are loose and that's not my line
Jaz did math secured two bucks each
Dad's eyebrows lifted that's within reach
But then he shot for seven or eight
The room gave a look that sealed his fate
We agreed pack of six not five not four
Comfort's king we can't ignore
Boxer briefs sleek and tight
Snug urban designs they feel just right
Not too loose not too tight
That's the underwear battle of the night
Website said sleek urban flair
Designed for comfort wear with care
Jaz shook her head oops not the kind I did buy
But hey for the kid give it a try
It's life it's random it's oddly profound
A front row seat where laughs abound
We agreed pack of six not five not four
Comfort's king we can't ignore
Boxer briefs sleek and tight
Snug urban designs they feel just right
Not too loose not too tight
That's the underwear battle of the night
So here's to the moments quirky and true
Conversations you never thought you'd view
From couch debates to fits and brands
Life's oddities make the best of plans
Pack of six and we're all aligned
A weird little song one of a kind