Valentine's Love Video (MV)

Hey there, you wanna be my girl?
Well, if you do, you gotta follow my rules
One: No cheating
Two: No fun
Three: You must dance
Four: Girls drool
There aren't that many, you're doing great
I'll throw you away if you make a mistake
Follow these, and follow them right
Or Valentine's Day will be the day that you die
Every day you must clean my boots
Wash them till they're nice and new
Throw away all your Barbie dolls
They'll remind you of what you can do
Hey there, you wanna be my boo?
If you do, you gotta make me food
Salmon, salmon, salmon every day
If it's undercooked, I'll blow you away
Chicken enchiladas all over my face
Come and wipe it up, or I'll put you in your place
I hate people like you so gay
It makes me want to throw you away
You must make all the money
When we throw parties, I will be so funny
I will make a joke about 9/11
If they don't laugh, I will hit you twice
Our children will be so polite
"Mommy, I hate you I hope that you die"
They will always say "please" and "thank you"
*pause* "Daddy, I hate you I hope that you die"
If we have a boy, he will be named Devon
If we have a girl, she will be named d-Tristan