Anthony Lario - Christmas Kinda Sucks! (feat. No-K) Lyrics

It's jingle bells and silent nights
And pretty girls and Christmas lights
I got too merry and left my phone at the bar
It's candy canes and mistletoes
But I gotta find a ride back home
Been counting days and ways to where you are

So what happens next
Where do we go from here
What happens next
I'll be good next year

So screw it I've been bad this year
So I'll just take another beer
And pray that grandma's reindeer knocks me dead
And all the elves, they left my shelf
I cut off all the reindeer's bells
'Cause the sound, it's lost it's ringing in my head

And trust me, I'm so sorry, babe
The First Noel, the first time I prayed
Was asking God forgiveness for my mess
But I'll get lit and I'll deck the halls
Smashing goddamn Christmas balls
Ain't a Scrooge or a Grinch, I'm just so f*cking stressed

So what happens next
Pour a cup of cheer
Cross out Christ and put an X
I'll be good next year

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Next year I'll be dashing through the snow
And when you're pissed, I'll pretend I don't know
I'm the dummer boy, no gifts for you, darlin
And Santa Claus, he came to town
But I wouldn't know, I was blacked out
Woke up with a goddamn elf in my bed

So what happens next
Where do we go from here
What happens next
How do I change in a year

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Fa la la la la
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