Antibiotics - The Ball Doctor Lyrics

The Ball Doctor
He touched my balls
The Ball Doctor
The Doctor of Balls

So one day I was just in my room doing you know what
And there was this excruciating pain in my balls
So I went to the Ball Doctor
And I told him my balls hurt
So he got down on both knees
And he pulled my pants down
And he touched my balls
But then he looked up at me
And he smiled, with pearly white teeth
And eyes like the diamonds
And he said, you've got very tender testicles
I said, thank you
I've never felt this way before

Oh, Ball Doctor
Touch my balls
Oh, Ball Doctor
The Doctor of Balls

I love you, Ball Doctor
Doctor of Balls
Oh, Ball Doctor
I'll give you a call