Grab your shit, we're going now
Roller derby's going down
Fifteen miles to get uptown
And we cannot be late
In my bag, I've got a pound
Of that white, no need to frown
Hide that shit up in your gown
You're going as my date
Snort a line and smoke some pot
Pop the cap and take a shot
Party in they parking lot
I'm feeling f*cking great
Hope that we do not caught
And waste the tickets that we bought
One more line and then we'll stop
Then watch these f*ckers skate
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine, f*ck!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine, ahh!
Put the rest down on the tongue
Till that f*cking shit goes numb
Killing a whole pound was dumb
But I feel f*cking nice
Passed security, we're in
Keep a look out for my friends
So the party can begin
Let's start this f*cking night
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine, f*ck!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine, ahh!
This event is getting me so goddamn hype, I'm ready to
Pick another f*cking fight, this is
The best thing that's happened to me in my life, so let's
Hit the bathroom for another line
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine Rollerderby!
Cocaine, YEAH!