Plan B Video (MV)

Drunk at dawn with an empty cup
Everybody's asleep, but we're still up
Maybe this is fate, maybe it's luck
But what a coincidence, my zipper's undone

I've been at this all morning
I still can't tell if you want me
Feeling so impatient now
I'll have to force conversation somehow
I'll just say what comes to mind
Won't be my first time being declined
So f*ck it, here it goes!

1, 2, 3, 4!

Breath smells like shit, but really, who cares?
I can just cover it while complimenting your hair
Then reality hits, my mouth's agape
What the f*ck would you ever want with an ape?

I've been standing still too long
And I'm confident hope's gone
But before I turn to walk away
You open your mouth and I hear you say
"Keep this between us, but I've got a thing
For sexy ass apes who know how to sling ding
You look like a f*ckin' ape who knows how to sling ding!"

I am!
What are the odds?!

Now I've got my

Confidence back, I needed that
See, there's nothing like a human's ass in your lap
From mighty peaks to lowly swamps
To random house parties, in search of donk, ha!

One more time now!

Don't care what species you're from
If there's an orifice, we'll f*ck it full of cum
We don't care if you don't have a pulse
Even if you're dead, we'll give you a poke
But I can say without reserve
That living humans are highly preferred
My compliments, you were the best
Call the apes
Who wants to go next?