Ape Shit - Slingdinger Lyrics

3am!
Party happenin' down the street
I walk right in!
There's no need to be discreet
I'm looking for a hole to f*ck
Buttcheeks on which to slap nuts
I'm out of shape and drink too much
But as long as I can get it up, I'll

Sling my dick!
At everything thing I see, I'll
Sling my dick!
Don't you f*cking judge me
Sling my dick!
I'm such a filthy boy, I'll
Sling my dick!
My load's ready to deploy

I don't dance!
And I don't want to f*cking chat
In your pants!
I know that's where your butthole's at
You ask me how my night has been
But I am so disinterested
You don't realize, but deep within
You long to f*ck a simian

Sling my dick!
Every which way but loose, I'll
Sling my dick!
At every pair of boobs
Sling my dick!
Now, your a en on, please!
Sling my dick!
It dangles gently to my knees, so

Turn your eyes to me
I'm as exposed as can be
The crowd gathers to see, and soon we'll
Have us an orgy
Oh, just you wait!
Now shhh...

Now, turn your eyes to me
Just as exposed as I can be
I get off on your expression
As you behold my proud erection
Oh, looky here!

Sling my dick!
In the name of every ape, I'll
Sling my dick!
Each human asshole, wide agape
Sling my dick!
For all my apes who passed, I'll
Sling my dick!
Into every human ass
Sling! Dick!