Business is great, we're doing swell
We've lots of new products that we want to sell
But lately we're thwarted, there's been insurrection
With lots of infighting between several sections
They are a different species
Sending our thoughts to the graveyard of ideas
We need a revolution
A revolution in research and development
The boys in marketing always marking their turf
We'd never do it but we wouldn't cry
If their their bodies washed up in the surf
They think they're brilliant
But it's a ruse
Wait till we sabotage the product
Wouldn't want to be in their shoes
The war of the words
How did we go wrong
They spoke to management
And management got bent
The crisis team
Called for deescalation
But the engineers lost it
Now they're on permanent vacation
They all went on strike, the first time in history
How we responded should not be a mystery
We weren't expecting the bloody viscus
But as our chairman says, "business is business"
Business is business and that is a fact
We're cogs in the machine of Progress, Jack
Business is business, you can be replaced
No one gets out alive in this fabulous place
Business is business, please take a seat
We welcome you to the corporate elite
The war of the words
How did we go wrong
They spoke to management
And management got bent
This is a friendly place
When you learn your place
It is a way of life
Plan for a long, long stay
Business is business...