Mazie wants a piece of me but I don't know what I have done
But if she wants a piece of me it means I screwed something up
Blue pill to calm me down, white pill to toughen up
She can mess with me today, tomorrow they can stitch me up
The festive colors cheer me up
Perhaps the runner messed it up
The tazer hits while I was thinking
They drag me to the torture room
Jack boot hits on the target, too bad the target's me
Slap goes the leather strap but I'm too loaded now
She say's, "you stole from me so here's your punishment
You are no longer 'US', you're out to heaven babe"
And heaven does not have any action
"It is so boring Malik, yeah it's a boring place"
The days without chemicals was the worst
The next ten days were worser still
The worstest thing 'bout the pearly gates
Is all the whiners sayin, "this is all I get?"
I miss the shiny autos, I miss the dancing babes
I miss the action that that bitch threw my way
I never stole from her, hey now, I didn't cheat
My goal's to get back home, she was the perfect mate
And heaven is a boring place