Arse Biscuits - Car Farts Lyrics

Theres Johnny riding in my Chevy, we're heading out for the show
Got heavy metal playing hard and steady, my ass is ready to blow
Watch out, I feel the devil coming, it's gonna taste so sweet
Johnny turned in rhythm with the rumble, that put a hole in my seat

Johnny looked at me with dread
I turned to him, smiled and said

Hey man
I guess you're all out of luck
I've got the windows up
When more erupts
Hit you with my car farts
Hey man
I guess you're stuck in a rut
My leather seats are torn apart
Choking on my car farts

My ass was playing like a trumpet, I seemed to have no control
Car farts, one after the other, burning all the hairs of my hole
Oh no, Johnny's looking rotten, he can't escape this hell
My farts will never be forgotten, marinating in the smell

Johnny's eyes were bulging wide
That cool taste of egg inside

Hey man
I guess you're all out of luck
I've got the windows up
When more erupts
Hit you with my car farts
Hey man
I guess you're stuck in a rut
My leather seats are torn apart
Choking on my car farts

Johnny's eyes were bulging wide
That cool taste of egg inside

Marinating in their smell

I guess you're all out of luck
I've got the windows up
When more erupts
Hit you with my car farts
Hey man
I guess you're stuck in a rut
My leather seats are torn apart
Choking on my car farts

Choking on my car farts
Choking on my car farts