Arse Biscuits - I'm In Love (With A 10 Inch Log) Lyrics

I let out a fart in some stinky brown slime
It runs from my crack into my Calvin Klein's
I run to the throne and I'm spreading my cheeks
I'm ready for the dump as my turd takes a peek

I look between my legs
It's smiling right back at me

I'm seeing this turd with his head out my hole
It's stretching my anus like a ten foot pole
One more fart gives it some room
Now all it needs is my finger or two

I look between my legs
It's smiling right back at me

I'm in love, I'm so in love
With this ten inch log coming from my hole
I'm in love, so in love
When I see what I dropped down into the bowl
Ooh, yeah

With a squeeze and a wiggle it kisses my cheek
Dives into the water this smelly ass freak
It tore at my anus covered in blood
But when I saw its nuts I knew it was love

I look between my legs
It's smiling right back at me

I'm in love, I'm so in love
With this ten inch log coming from my hole
I'm in love, so in love
When I see what I dropped down into the bowl