There I am on the open road
Got the wind in my hair
KISS on the stereo
And they're playing my song
So I am singing along
Then I get a stabbing pain in my side
I let out a fart
That brings my senses alive
Something is wrong
Because the smell is so strong
So I pull off to the side of the road
Unbuckle my belt
And feel my arse explode
My farts are fire
So honest and true
I get down in a squat
And feel its head coming through
I can feel you
You're such a big poo
Just like superglue
Stuck inside the rim of my hole
You're unshakable
Unbreakable
Unmistakable
Then a truckie passes Route 69
One hand out the window
Giving one finger sign
So I flip him the same
Call him a mother f'in name
Then I get a sudden stab in my back
From the mountain of turd
That's building up in my crack
My anus in pain
Between the farts and the strain
With every second
There's a fart on the line
That moment of truth
With every car passing by
I'm leaning forward
With my pants on the low
When a family of five
In a Mercedes slows
I can feel you
You're such a big poo
Just like superglue
Stuck inside the rim of my hole
You're unshakable
Unbreakable
Unmistakable
I feel the need to strain
More than just a little
With that family of five
Standing right by my side
So I push a finger straight up the middle
Feel the turd there inside
Like a hot dog in a roll
Like a hot dog in a roll
I can feel you
You're such a big poo
Just like superglue
Stuck inside the rim of my hole
You're unshakable
Unbreakable
Unmistakable
Like a hot dog in a roll