This morning when I dropped a poo, there was some blood in the bowl
I couldn't wipe clean, cause I noticed there was no toilet roll
So I made an appointment, and it's off, to the doctor I go
I walk in and I feel frustrated
I drop my pants and I'm deflated
Skid marks in my underwear
I know my doctor, he don't care
But he gets, a real good stare
And it drives me crazy
As he pokes, around my crack
He takes a look, at my bright brown track
Underneath, my shaved ball sack
Somebody save me
I'm feeling kinda weird cause the doctor is a good friend of mine
He's got a finger near my ass, he's been poking it around for some time
Now he's pulling it out, looking down, at the scene of the crime
At the scene of the crime
I drop my pants and I'm deflated
Skid marks in my underwear
I know my doctor, he don't care
But he gets, a real good stare
And it drives me crazy
As he pokes, around my crack
He takes a look, at my bright brown track
Underneath, my shaved ball sack
Somebody save me
I drop my pants and I'm deflated
Skid marks in my underwear
I know my doctor, he don't care
But he gets, a real good stare
And it drives me crazy
As he pokes, around my crack
He takes a look, at my bright brown track
Underneath, my shaved ball sack
Somebody save me
Somebody save me
Somebody save me
Somebody save me
Arse Biscuits - Skid Marks (in my underwear) Lyrics
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This morning when I dropped a poo, there was some blood in the bowl
I couldn't wipe clean, cause I noticed there was no toilet roll
So I made an appointment, and it's off, to the doctor I go
I walk in and I feel frustrated
I drop my pants and I'm deflated
Skid marks in my underwear
I know my doctor, he don't care
But he gets, a real good stare
And it drives me crazy
As he pokes, around my crack
He takes a look, at my bright brown track
Underneath, my shaved ball sack
Somebody save me
I'm feeling kinda weird cause the doctor is a good friend of mine
He's got a finger near my ass, he's been poking it around for some time
Now he's pulling it out, looking down, at the scene of the crime
At the scene of the crime
I drop my pants and I'm deflated
Skid marks in my underwear
I know my doctor, he don't care
But he gets, a real good stare
And it drives me crazy
As he pokes, around my crack
He takes a look, at my bright brown track
Underneath, my shaved ball sack
Somebody save me
I drop my pants and I'm deflated
Skid marks in my underwear
I know my doctor, he don't care
But he gets, a real good stare
And it drives me crazy
As he pokes, around my crack
He takes a look, at my bright brown track
Underneath, my shaved ball sack
Somebody save me
Somebody save me
Somebody save me
Somebody save me
I couldn't wipe clean, cause I noticed there was no toilet roll
So I made an appointment, and it's off, to the doctor I go
I walk in and I feel frustrated
I drop my pants and I'm deflated
Skid marks in my underwear
I know my doctor, he don't care
But he gets, a real good stare
And it drives me crazy
As he pokes, around my crack
He takes a look, at my bright brown track
Underneath, my shaved ball sack
Somebody save me
I'm feeling kinda weird cause the doctor is a good friend of mine
He's got a finger near my ass, he's been poking it around for some time
Now he's pulling it out, looking down, at the scene of the crime
At the scene of the crime
I drop my pants and I'm deflated
Skid marks in my underwear
I know my doctor, he don't care
But he gets, a real good stare
And it drives me crazy
As he pokes, around my crack
He takes a look, at my bright brown track
Underneath, my shaved ball sack
Somebody save me
I drop my pants and I'm deflated
Skid marks in my underwear
I know my doctor, he don't care
But he gets, a real good stare
And it drives me crazy
As he pokes, around my crack
He takes a look, at my bright brown track
Underneath, my shaved ball sack
Somebody save me
Somebody save me
Somebody save me
Somebody save me
Writer: Darren Dewis
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