Arse Biscuits - The Floater Lyrics

It's 7pm and I'm feeling the urge
Hoping my ass can deliver some turds
Butt cheeks clenching, ready to spread
High pitched squealer, smell of the dead

Here it comes, I'm feeling kind of shady
Here it comes, my pollywaffle lady
Are you ready, Are you ready

Something's pushing hard
To the back door where the wind blows
Something's gonna fall
Down down into the dark below
Something's coming now
Falling from my asshole
Something's making a splash
Straight down into the bowl
It's a floater
Soaring like a bird
A floater
Sitting high above the turds

See my kids with their floaties on
Head above water swimming so strong
Ready for the flush like a merry-go-round
My turd's so desperate to not go down

Here it comes, I'm feeling kind of shady
Here it comes, my pollywaffle lady
Are you ready, Are you ready

Something's pushing hard
To the back door where the wind blows
Something's gonna fall
Down down into the dark below
Something's coming now
Falling from my asshole
Something's making a splash
Straight down into the bowl
It's a floater
Soaring like a bird
A floater
Sitting high above the turds